Tomb Raider: Underworld
Published: October 10, 2009
Reviewed By: Z
Sorry guys, I can’t review this game, it’s unplayable. If I was doing this for money maybe I could stomach this horseshit for a few hours and type something up worth reading but this game is fucking retarded. The last 2 Tomb Raider games have been excellent, what the fuck did they do. The camera is abysmal, they decided to hide all the fucking puzzles now for some reason, you don’t even know which ledges she’ll grab on to unless you jump to your doom and just pray it’s an arbitrary grabbable. The collision detection is some of the worst I’ve ever seen which is emphasized 3-fold by the fact that she stops and headbutts the wall every time she fucking gets close to it in this uninterruptible animation that takes about 3 seconds and she’ll just chain headbutt the wall as you walk down a fucking hallway. The controls are horseshit, and OH MY GOD REALLY, A WATER TEMPLE? Jesus CHRIST this game isn’t even playable on the ground.
Whoever made this game should be fucking shot.
0/5

























